Plain policy.

The umbrella site does not sell anything directly. Each line has its own policy. Below is the plain version, written for a person. Each line's site has the legal version, written for a court.

Privacy

We collect as little as possible. If you leave an email on the letter form, we keep it in a list and send a letter every other Sunday. We do not sell it. We do not trade it. We do not enrich it. We do not run third-party tracking pixels on this site.

Server logs from Cloudflare exist (this site runs on Cloudflare Workers). They retain IP addresses for a short window for abuse-prevention purposes. We do not look at them unless something is broken.

Unsubscribe whenever. Every letter has a one-click link at the bottom. The next letter, you are off the list.

Returns and refunds

The umbrella shop does not sell anything. Products are sold by each line (currently Soothemade Notes), each with its own return policy. See the line's site for specifics.

Cookies

This site does not set marketing cookies. The platform may set small technical cookies for the site to function. We do not run analytics that profile you.

Children

This site is not directed at children. We do not knowingly collect information from anyone under 16.

Changes

If this policy changes, we will note the date below and write about the change in the letter. Last updated: 2026-05-20.

Questions

Email hello@soothemade.com. We read everything.